This is a triumph
I'm making a note here: Huge Success 
Its hard to overstate my satisfaction

Aperture science we do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead

But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive

I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to pieces And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you

Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta we're releasing on time
So I'm glad I got burned, think of all the things we learned, for the people who are still alive

Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Black Mesa
That was a joke... Haha... Fat chance

Anyway this cake is great
Its so delicious and moist
Look at me still talking when there's science to do, when I look out there it makes me glad Im not you

I've experiments to run, there is research to be done, on the people who are still alive

Believe me that I'm still alive

I'm doing science and I'm still alive

I feel fantastic and I'm still alive

While your dying I'll be still alive

And when your dead I will be still Alive

Still Alive

Still Alive